employment

i swear to you that this is not one of those moments at the thrift store when i hold up a size XXXXXL sweatshirt with a picture of a turtle wearing a baby bonnet that reads "today is bonkerzzzz!" in peeling puffy paint and squeal "i'm totally gonna make you buy this!" and you get irritated and go start seeing if any of the typewriters work in the junk section.

i seriously, honestly, clicked on a link to this website after seeing a job listing that they are hiring a library assistant.
but i realized it's just an internship, so i'm going to have to think about how badly i want to be employed by ...