just wanted to let everyone know that if you were planning on going to my commencement ceremony where i will be rewarded a PHD for my years upon years of rigorous pudu observation and fieldwork at the queens zoo - OOPS!
PSYCH! i won't be there. BECAUSE I'M PLANNING A PIZZA PARTY AT WORK THAT DAY FOR MY SECRETARY JOB! at the party i'll drop the bomb that i'm going to take everyone's advice and really work my way up the secretarial ladder from administrative assistant to executive assistant. maybe everyone will be so excited and happy for me that they'll buy me hummels! customized hummels that are taking dictation and planning pizza parties for 200 people!
Friday, April 25, 2008
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